Fuck Me Like The Government Socks
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| Brand | BestSexToys Novelties |
| Category | Novelty Socks |
| Manufacturer | BestSexToys Novelties |
| Weight | 0.2 lbs |
| Rating | 4.8 / 5.0 (0 reviews) |
| Availability | Out of Stock |
Fuck Me Like The Government Socks — Political Satire You Can Wear
Our best one-liner yet. These navy crew socks read "Fuck Me Like The Government" down the leg — a razor-sharp piece of political satire that doubles as a genuinely comfy, well-made pair. The premium navy knit with a grey heel and cuff keeps it classy while the message does the talking.
Key Features
- "Fuck Me Like The Government" printed boldly down the leg.
- Premium navy knit with contrast grey heel, toe and cuff.
- Soft combed-cotton blend with everyday cushioning.
- The portfolio's most shareable, gift-ready design.
- Unisex crew fit — US 6–12.
Detailed Specifications
| Colour | Navy with grey accents |
|---|---|
| Material | 80% Combed Cotton, 17% Polyester, 3% Spandex |
| Length | Crew |
| Fit | Unisex · US 6–12 |
| Print location | Down the leg |
Who Are These For?
For the politically frustrated, the office Secret-Santa legend, and anyone who appreciates satire with a comfy footbed. A guaranteed conversation-starter.
Care & Washing
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours.
- Do not bleach.
- Tumble dry low or air dry.
- Do not iron the printed areas.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is the print down the leg or on the sole?
The "Fuck Me Like The Government" message runs boldly down the leg so it is visible when worn.
What colour are they?
Navy blue with contrasting grey heel, toe and cuff for a premium look.
When will these be available?
This is a pre-launch novelty item coming soon to Best Sex Toys Online. Check back shortly for availability.
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